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"Hi, kids, adults, whoever might be reading this. My name's Murdoch.
I'm on the outside looking in. On the outside of this," he said, standing up, reaching into the pack
he wore on his back, pulling out a broom. He dusted off the snow on the side of the building,
revealing the words: SANTA'S WORKSHOP. "I was fired from my job as one of Santa's elves. Oh, you want to know why I was fired?
It's because of this," he said, pulling out of his pack a little blue wagon, the kind that are always
painted red and called little red wagons. "I'm afraid Santa doesn't much like little blue wagons. He thinks they all have to be red. I
just had to paint one blue. Here's why," he said. He removed his green elf cap and revealed his
head of amazing blue hair. All the birds in the trees--and there were many of them--stopped their
bird-doings long enough to whistle at the boy with the head of amazing blue hair, for it was very
beautiful and unusual. "I just thought kids would like blue as much as birds do. You see, every time I take off my
elf's cap, those birds whistle. Anyway, that's why I got fired--for trying to be different. Now, here
it is, November 24, exactly a month before the big night, and here I sit, on the outside looking
in. "My big mistake was thinking that Santa and all the elves couldn't get all the work done
without me. Boy, was I wrong. They're right on schedule. "So now I'm working on two plans. The first one is--see that forest over there?" he said,
pointing to a great, green forest of Christmas trees. "I'm going to cut down ten of those trees and
use them to make toys for children, all kinds of toys; and when Santa sees those toys, I hope he
finds it in his heart to hire me back on. Anyway, if you will excuse me now, I have to get to
work." He took from the pack on his back an ax, and he marched toward the woods. Later that day Santa came out of his workshop. He was tired and needed a rest. He went
over to the woods and found Murdoch working there. "What have you done to my trees!" cried Santa, when he saw that Murdoch had cut down
ten of them. Santa was so angry, he wouldn't even listen to Murdoch when Murdoch tried to
explain that he was planting two new saplings for each of the ten trees he cut down, the twenty
saplings he had inside the pack on his back. Santa stormed away in a huff. Murdoch sat down where he was, right in the middle of the
forest. He said, "Anyway, like I told you, I had two plans. Here's the second one." He took an umbrella out of the pack on his back. "Watch this," he said. He marched over to Santa's workshop, scrambled up onto the icy, slippery roof, and put
the umbrella over the chimney. He then climbed back down and went back into the woods, where
he continued to carve his wooden toys. Before long, Santa and all of his elves came running out of the workshop. They were
coughing and wheezing because the smoke could no longer go out the chimney, and it filled the
workshop, making it impossible for them to get any work done. Nostalgic Dickens villages on eBay Finally one of the elves saw the trouble and went up onto the roof and removed the
umbrella from the chimney. But since Murdoch had a seemingly endless supply of umbrellas inside
the pack on his back, this went on for days, weeks, until finally Christmas Eve morning rolled
around, and Santa didn't have nearly all the toys he needed for all the good children in the
world. Santa was sad and went for a walk in his woods. He found twenty saplings in place of the
ten trees Murdoch had cut down, and they had grown tall in that month's time. Then he found
Murdoch asleep, leaning against a mountain of wooden toys. "Christmas is saved!" cried Santa, waking Murdoch from his slumber. Santa begged and
pleaded with Murdoch for him to let him have the toys and come back to work for him. He told
Murdoch he simply must do it for all the good children in the world. Murdoch said he would do that under one condition. "Anything," said Santa. Murdoch pulled from the pack on his back the little blue wagon that matched his hair.
Every bird in that forest whistled. Murdoch told Santa he could have the toys as long as he agreed
to take along the little blue wagon and give it to some child who had been especially good that
year. "Of course, my boy!" said Santa. "I know just the child!" Murdoch was once again made one of Santa's helpers, and that little blue wagon went to a
very deserving child indeed. Because Murdoch could only make a few of them each year, his little
blue wagons became one of the most popular gifts for a deserving child to receive on Christmas
morning. Now any child who gets one of Murdoch's little blue wagons may rest assured he has
been especially good that year.
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